Communication is an important aspect of modern life, whether you are compromising with your girlfriend, ordering a salad with dressing on the side, or mentally willing your dog to call 911 as you are being forced into a van.
Quick girl, get help! Also, call work and tell them I can't come in today. And see if you can find someone to sub for me at volleyball tonight! |
One place that many people expect you to communicate is when you are operating a vehicle. Well, like I often tell waiters as I don’t tip them, I defy expectations! The clearest path to non-communication on the road is to not use your turn signals. What is a car, but a 3000 pound bomb made of steel and glass that we race around in? Some people argue that signalling helps avoid car crashes and even saves lives, but what they don’t want you to know is that turn signals have their faults, too.
Useless buttons and levers can be tempting...it's best to just remove mechanisms like this altogether. |