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Congratulations! If you are reading this, you are already on your way to becoming more annoying, as people who read blogs are traditionally the worst. Here you will find a variety of posts about how to be annoying that are both poorly researched and comprised mainly of opinions. Hurray for blogs!

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1. Being Annoying= Less Friends= More Freedom- Friends are nice to have, but they can be a serious time drain. The list of unpleasant things that they will ask you to do is seemingly endless: help them move, drive them to the airport, be their best man. Being annoying pushes these people out of your life, leaving you with time to get back to doing what you do best: being alone. Want to order a pizza? Now you don’t have to compromise on ingredients! Playing Monopoly? You finally get to be the racecar, drama-free. In fact, you could be the dog too. A friend would probably argue that you can’t play two characters at the same time, but there are no friends around.
2. Being Annoying= The Best- It is so fun to be annoying. You can literally do anything (besides not be annoying, of course). No more worrying about other people’s feelings, no more filtering yourself, you can just be your natural, pain-in-the-ass self. People are annoying by nature, that’s why our eyes are able to roll so easily. Being annoying has taken me many places: from a child psychologist's office when I was a boy to my parent’s marriage councillor’s office as a slightly older boy. Let me help you become more annoying, and you can do things you never thought were possible. You’ll be able to have two seats to yourself on the bus, make wet mouth sounds, and not finish a list of three things!